Why jokes
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Why did Mimi cross the road?
She had cancer.
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Why does family love family?
Because everyone has their Friday night nut together.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.
Why does Ella have cancer?
Because she’s stupid.
Why did the sea cry?
Because it felt salty and blue.
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
A project manager, a mechanical engineer, and a computer scientist are on a road trip through the mountains. As they're going down a pass, the brakes suddenly fail. The car goes off the road and crashes down into the valley. A bit dazed, the three of them get out.
The project manager says, "Well, the best thing to do is to have a meeting and assess the situation."
The mechanical engineer replies, "Nonsense, I have my pocketknife, I'll fix the brakes with that."
Then the computer scientist comes along and says, "Why make it so complicated? Let's push the car back up the road, get in, and see if it happens again."
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Why did the old man win in a fight? Because he was stressed.