Why jokes
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
Why are there blind people? Because there is.
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.
Why did the car fall asleep?
Because he was too tired.
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS.
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
My Countryhumans OC, Sahara, is the daughter of France and Soviet. When people ask why, I tell them it was the gendersnapped version of my parents making me. France (my dad) was drunk and Soviet (my mom) was being horny. Then they judge me, so I judge them with a knife to the chest 47 times.