Why jokes
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
Why are female pornstars like Krispy Kreme donuts?
Because they get glazed on both sides.
You remind me of a pencil.
Why?
Because at one time, you actually made a valid point. This time, everything is pointless with you around.
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
Why do people use terms like "sucky" to mean that they don't like something?
If something "sucks," shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?
Why are dildos like a ratcheting wrench? They both make lots of noise and get their job done.
What does Joker say when someone gets angry at him for not liking oats?
"Hey, why so cereal?"
Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
Q. Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.
Why was nine scared of ten?
Because five was a registered twelve offender.
Wait, can I try the joke again?
Little Johnny attends school regularly and often brings a box of sultanas as a gift to his favorite teacher.
One morning Little Johnny attends class without a box of sultanas.
The teacher enquires, why Johnny "where is my box of sultanas?"
Johnny replied, "Sorry, miss, my rabbit died."