Why jokes

Emo

Why can’t an emo have sex?

They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.

Condom

Mom: Son, where are my condoms?

Son: What are condoms?

Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.

Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?

Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.

Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.

Kid

BULLY vs. QUIET KID

Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.

Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.

QUIET KID WINS

Midget

Why do men midgets laugh when they run?

Because their balls get tickled by the grass.

Orphan

Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"

Orphan

Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?

'Cause they need a parent's signature.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?

Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.

9/11

If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.

Santa

My Friend: Why does Santa look like that?

My 15 Year Old Friend: He has secateurs cancer...

Me: I heard it's because he comes once a year.

*Everyone Looks at me*

Pencil

Why did Johnny drop his pencil?

To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊

Orphan

Why are orphans so scared of the dark?

The dad can't check the closet for them.

Road

Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.

Orphan

Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?

Because they cannot find home.