Why jokes
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!
Why does Aaron cry at night? His alcoholic father beats him.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
Why do Indians marry cows? Because they bathe in milk.
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
Three men were going for a drive through the desert. An hour later, the car breaks down. They all take something from the car to keep themselves cool as they walk to the nearest gas station a few miles back.
One guy grabs a hand-held fan. Another guy grabs the jug of water. The last guy takes the car door off. About 15 minutes into walking, the other two are giving the one guy weird looks. Finally, one of them asks why he is taking the car door. The third guy just replies that whenever he gets hot he can just roll down the window.
Why can an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Why did Sally die? She got stabbed by her mum.
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.
*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She had no arms, remember.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.