Why jokes
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.
Friend: Want to play Fall Guys?
Friend 2: Yup.
Friend: Ok, so let me ju- wait, where are you going?
Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off.
Friend: Why?
Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
Why did the depressed kid cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window.
When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food."
When the man looked confused, the owner said, "Windows are nature's vending machine."
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.
Hi, my name isn't Pi.
Look up at the sky and wonder why.
Why are you alive?
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)