Why jokes
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Why did the cats go in the litterbox?? To take a poop!
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
My Friend: Why does Santa look like that?
My 15 Year Old Friend: He has secateurs cancer...
Me: I heard it's because he comes once a year.
*Everyone Looks at me*
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.