Why jokes
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!