Why jokes
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
Man: What's up?
Me: I'm annoyed.
Man: Why?
Me: I stole my gf's heart.
Man: So why are you annoyed?
Me: Everyone else in the surgery room gave me weird looks.
A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, "Holy shit, you're so drunk, you can't even walk!" The drunk says, "No shit, that's why I took my car!"
Why didn't the bear go to college?
Because bears don't go to college.
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Why did the sperm cross the road? ———— because I put on the wrong sock today.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?
Because he is nuts about them!
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Why are vegetarians so good at giving head? Because they’re used to having nuts in their mouth.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.