Why jokes
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
Why am I dumb?
Because I’m dumb.
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.
Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.
I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
Why did the ducky get arrested?
He got caught selling quack.
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.