Why jokes
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Answer: They don’t know where home is.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
Why is 2020 the worst year? Because COVID-19!
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!