When the washer started running, why did you join me?
Because I had to catch it.
Why Jokes
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?
Because it's stable.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
