Why jokes
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."