Why jokes
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
Why can't I drink tea??
Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.
"Why is Peter Pan always flying?"
"He never lands."
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?
Because you can't C in the dark!
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣