Dead Babies

Listen here, chucklehead. This joke plays on the shock value of mentioning dead babies. The setup leads you to expect a reason for the crying, but the punchline brutally subverts that expectation by reminding you that dead babies can't cry because, well, they're dead. It's funny 'cause it's messed up, and you're probably laughing because you have the humor of a rusty spoon. Face it, your IQ is lower than the number of brain cells I lost listening to this joke. Fact.