Why jokes
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!