Why jokes
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
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Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Stop it why offends... asf.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."