Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why Jokes
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
Why is 2020 the worst year? Because COVID-19!
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?
Why was the Computer late to work?
'Coz it had a hard drive... LMAO
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
