Why jokes
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”
Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”
Boy: “Yeah, why?”
Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.