Why jokes
Why is the fat man roping himself to the side of a mountain?
So he doesn't roll back down!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.
Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
‘BJ Titsngolf’
Why do orphans play Minecraft? So they can at least build a home.
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
Son: Mom, can I get $100 for a week?
Mom: Why do you need $100 for a week?
Son: I'm going on a date, and I need $100 for a week, please.
Mom: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Go on your date now. You got $1, so go.
Son: And you got $0.00.
There were once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off, while the other one was always happy.
This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine, and you left me in here all night, so I'm angry!"
His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was literally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap, there has to be a pony in here somewhere!"
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
Why didn't the oyster share its pearl?
Because it was a cunt.
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
Why is the German blind?
Because he's a "not see."
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.