Why jokes
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?