Why jokes
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.