Why jokes
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause it was stuck in the crack... *buttcrack*