Why jokes
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.