Why jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause it was stuck in the crack... *buttcrack*
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."