Why jokes
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
Stop it why offends... asf.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
Why am I dumb?
Because I’m dumb.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."