Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Why do dwarfs work at Tesco?
Because every little helps!
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
Why Jake?
FRRR N
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
Why did the democrats come out of the closet as assholes after they found out that Rush Limbaugh died? Because they don't fear him anymore.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why did God make pigs before politicians?
He just needed some practice.
Why did Jesus not win any Stanley Cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards.
Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?
She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
Why does Sally have 100 sisters? She lives in an orphanage.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
Abner’s wife was laying on her death bed. She suddenly used all her strength to sit up and say to her husband, “I must tell you something, or my soul will never know peace. I have been unfaithful to you, Abner. In this very house, not one month ago.”
“Hush, dear,” soothed Abner. “I know all about it. Why else have I poisoned you?”