Why jokes
Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
I have 25 friends from the alphabet, but don't ask me why.
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.