Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
Why Jokes
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find the right direction for his FLOW.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some COSMIC RHYMES!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
