Why jokes

School

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Because he wanted to go to high school.

Karaoke

Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?

Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!

Emo

Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.

Ice Cream

Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?

To get the ice cream for the grandma.

Orphan

Orphan: I love abcdefu!

Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.

Hobo

A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.

The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!

Orphan

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?

They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.

Candle

Why is Daisy afraid of candles?

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Emo people

Why do emo people go to the store with no money?

Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.

Sand

Why is the sand always pissed off?

Because the sand never waves back!

Rape

Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?

Pluto

Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?

Kid 2: Why?

Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.

Buddy

Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?

Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.

I didn't steal it. 🌚