Why jokes
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
Why did the blonde chick buy two Plan B pills?
She wanted to be for sure for sure!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?
They've been rear-ended too many times.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Why do you call a priest a father? Because calling them daddy would be too sus.
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS!
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
Little Johnny was late to school one day, and Miss Brown asks, "Johnny, how come you're late to class?" And Johnny says, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and started fucking the white cow." Miss Brown said, "Johnny, don't use that word. Next time you want to say that, use the word 'surprised'."
The next day Johnny was late again, and Miss Brown said, "Johnny, why are you late?" And Johnny replied, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and 'surprised' the white cow." Miss Brown said, "That's much better, Johnny." And Johnny said, "Yeah, walked straight passed it and started fucking the black one."
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Why can't you tell anyone about space?
Because it's too out of this world!
Question: Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism?
Answer: Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!