Why jokes
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.