Why jokes
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚