Why jokes
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Why can't I drink tea??
Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"
"It didn't have the guts!"
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.