Why jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?