Why jokes
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
Why did the clock go out to the gazebo? To spend some time out.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.