Why Jokes

Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.

Why do some kids have water with their cereal?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?

Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.

Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?

Because they just keep getting harder and harder!

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.

Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?

Because you can't C in the dark!

I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.

Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.

You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.

Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?

He made a hit and run!

Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?

A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.

Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*

My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.