Why jokes
Why did the pencil want to kill himself?
He had no point in life.
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.
Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.