Why jokes
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go more than 500 feet into a school?
Because he’s dead.
Memes
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!