Why jokes
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why do cemeteries have fences?
Because people are dying to be there.
Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a midlife crisis.