Why jokes
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
Because it’s pointless.
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.