Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Why Jokes
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go more than 500 feet into a school?
Because he’s dead.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
Why did the flamingo cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
