Why jokes
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
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Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.