Why jokes
In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when I could go to school and do it for free?
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo? Cause there were only 4 trucks.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.
A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"
God replies, "So she would love you..."
Why did Catholic women stop going to church?
Because it takes Jesus three days to rise.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"
Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."
A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, "I have some bad news for you. You really have to stop masturbating."
The man looks aghast and says, "Oh my God, doc, why?!"
The doctor replies, "I'm trying to examine you."
Why do orphans have only 363 days in their calendar year?
Because they don't have father's and mother's days.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
I was digging in my garden when I found this chest of gold coins.
I wanted to run inside to tell my wife what I found, but that's when I remembered why I was digging.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.