Why jokes
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by Gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph. His beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
So one time I had a dream where I was on a road trip and we drove a golf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan.
We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom, which was so weird!
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
Why is it spicy?
Why does Satan worship himself?
Jesus told him to worship God.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it!" she replied, "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
She said, "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!"
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
Why does Hitler deserve heaven? Because he killed Hitler.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
Why do people want emo grass? Because it'll cut itself.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. Why? I don't know Y.
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).
Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!
Bully: Ew, no I don't!
Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The idiot chicken who just crossed the road!!!