Why jokes
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
Bully: "I would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash."
Me: "So that's why you haven't burnt yourself yet." 🤔
Rape is no laughing matter. The reason why women are not believed in rape is because of you mother fucking shitbirds with no future who will become drunkards and drug dealers who go broke and live on the street getting hit by a fucking car. Fuck all of you sadists who think this kind of shit is funny, well shut the fuck up. Go jump off a bridge or get hit by car and I hope you fucking sickos die.
Stop rape. Stop rappe. Stop rapibg innocent children and women and men. I am done with rape. I am done with it!
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
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Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11? Because it flew over their heads.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
Question: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Answer: Because there was a... crack in it!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! :)
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》
"Nun" kills the two guys.
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Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!