Why jokes
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a fight, and 2021.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
Memes
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...