Why jokes
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Memes
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
Why did Daveon go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.
He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.