Why jokes
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.
That's why he married Courtney Love.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAPAHAAHAHIIRTAASIISISISHRNHHTHTHTHHNHSHSNIHTAHE
Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
My friend went to buy some milk, why is she not back yet?