Why jokes
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Amy why the invisible pfp
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
Why did the M&M go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie.
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans only have iPhone 10+?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
Why was the director injured?
He couldn't find the right cast!
Why are bees' hair always sticky?
Because they use a honeycomb...
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."