Why jokes
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
Why does this always happen to me...
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because he knows he isn't allowed to come in the back door.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "Daddy."
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Why do Indian men marry fat women? Because they worship cows.
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Because the farmer had cold hands!
Do you know why I wish grass was emo? So it can cut itself.