Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
Why Jokes
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
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Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
