Why jokes
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
Memes
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why did the kid cross the road?
He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.
Why?
The ducks keep trying to eat him.
Why would they do that?
Because he’s pure-bread.
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?