Why jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
Memes
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.