Why jokes
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.