Why jokes
Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"
Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!
Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!
Kariah: That's sad!
Why was the chef embarrassed?
He saw the salad dressing.
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
Shitpost-master general
Why are gay people gay? Because they are gay.
Why did Adam commit suicide? Andy went through the back door.
Why do orphans work boomerangs?
Because it's the only thing that comes back.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long!
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he died.
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
Joke: Why did the gym close down?
– It just didn’t work out.
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
Why don't the Amish water ski?
The horses would drown.
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.