Why jokes
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
Memes
A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
Why can't people understand these jokes?
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.