Why jokes
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Memes
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
For some reason, my mom likes to lick and suck on hotdogs. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
Because it’s pointless.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.