Why jokes
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
A family had a very disobedient dog. It would bite the children’s hands when they pet the animal, the dog would piss on everything, and it would chew their shoes. This is why it was adopted.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
Why did the democrats come out of the closet as assholes after they found out that Rush Limbaugh died? Because they don't fear him anymore.
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?
A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.
Why don’t midgets wear tampons?
Because they’ll trip over the string.
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
Why are Trump's ties so long?
Because they go all the way to Russia.
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.