Why jokes
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
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Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.
Memes
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Idk.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.