Why jokes
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because they have their own scales.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!