Why jokes
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
My friend went to buy some milk, why is she not back yet?
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.