Why jokes
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
seriously
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
Why do cemeteries have fences?
Because people are dying to be there.
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?
Because they've already been roasted!
Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a midlife crisis.
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash withdrawals.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!