Why jokes
Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
I was digging in my garden when I found this chest of gold coins.
I wanted to run inside to tell my wife what I found, but that's when I remembered why I was digging.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
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Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why do cemeteries have fences?
Because people are dying to be there.
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?
Because they've already been roasted!
A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, "I have some bad news for you. You really have to stop masturbating."
The man looks aghast and says, "Oh my God, doc, why?!"
The doctor replies, "I'm trying to examine you."
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.