Why jokes
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Memes
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"
Girlfriend: "No."
Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
Why woman?
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.