Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
Why Jokes
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
