Why jokes
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
Why can't people understand these jokes?
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Idk.
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.