Why jokes
Why did Daveon go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.
He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Memes
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash withdrawals.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way to the BEAT!
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.