Why jokes
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
You should always wash your sex toys. That’s why priests invented baptism.
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
Memes
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
Today, I asked my phone "Siri" why am I still single, and it activated the front camera.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.