Why jokes
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid!
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
Why did Sally get a black eye?
She tried to play patty cake!
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
Why don’t clams like to share? Because they’re very shellfish.
If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?
(Stupid People)
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Why did Alice from Wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere, then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?
Because proper tea is theft.
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Why did Johnny cry?
He was molested by his sister. Johnny enjoyed it, though.
Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?
Gina: Because they hit me on the ass!
Bully: Yuh, that must be nice!
Gina: Hmmm...
Gina: Wanna???
Bully: 😍😍😍...sexy ass ever!
Bully 🖐🏻🍑
Gina😊
So one time I had a dream where I was on a road trip and we drove a golf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan.
We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom, which was so weird!
Why did the bike fall over?
'Cause it was wheely tired.