Why jokes
I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Memes
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
Why is Russia invading Ukraine?
«Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Two wrongs don't make a white.
Why was the man running around his bed?
Because he needed to catch up on his sleep!
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
Me: I know why you don't have friends.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because you can't even figure that out.