Why jokes
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971, and the Libertarian Party has lost every presidential election since 1972, and according to the Libertarian Party the Libertarian Party is the only political party in the United States that is the party of principle. If the Libertarian Party is the party of principle then why hasn't the Libertarian Party won a presidential election since 1972?
Because it is politically motivated.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?
Because it was disabled.
I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
Why was the cheetah so bad at hide and seek?
No matter where she hid, she was always spotted.
Memes
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Two wrongs don't make a white.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why is Russia invading Ukraine?
«Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
Me: I know why you don't have friends.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because you can't even figure that out.
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
Why wouldn’t Mrs. Grapes leave her children behind?
Because she loves raisin kids.