Why jokes
I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
A man found a chest full of gold, so he went to go tell his wife, only to remember why he was digging.
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
Why do dwarfs work at Tesco?
Because every little helps!
Why did the pen stop writing?
'Cause the pen wasn't very dependable.
Gwen, why are you so nice?
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to be a woofer.
Why does a milking stool have 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder one.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
Why don't you fart in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have any Windows.
Why does the sky think it's so powerful?
Because it's always looking down on us.
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they come in a little behind.
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.