Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Because the farmer had cold hands!
Why Jokes
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can watch the expression on their face.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
Why was Michael Jackson fired as a guitar teacher?
Because he fingered a minor.
Why don’t cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
At school, Bobby's classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, Bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with "Why are you crying?" Bobby says, "Someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die?" His mom looks him straight in the eye and says, "Depends, which one are you referring to?"
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.
Me to my friend: I only date suicidal girls.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because that pussy is limited edition.
Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?
Why does Sans like puns so much? Probably because he finds them humorous.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting?
Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
So they could be wanted.
Why is flour retarded?
Because it's in-bread.
Why is Mars red? Because it saw Uranus! 😂
🤔 🤔 🤔 Why did a ♿ why did a physically handicapped 👨 gay man that is a sex worker received $35.00 for a blowjob from gay men in the LGBT community? because he can suck the chrome of a tail pipe 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌
I was walking down Main Street when I saw a child.
I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get my balls back from the vet."
He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?"
"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, especially when you're a furry."
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
