Why jokes
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
Memes
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
Why is Russia invading Ukraine?
«Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Two wrongs don't make a white.
Why was the man running around his bed?
Because he needed to catch up on his sleep!
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
Me: I know why you don't have friends.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because you can't even figure that out.
Why did the orphans like church so much?
So they had someone to call father...
Why wouldn’t Mrs. Grapes leave her children behind?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
Why don’t mountains take things seriously?
Because they’re hill areas.