Why jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH on the side.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Why do bees sting?
Because they're pricks.
Why is there air conditioning at a hospital?
To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Yum!
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
Why did my dad leave me?
Because I was gay.
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack! 🤣😂🤣
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
On April 1st, there was a baby born in the hospital when the doctor, out of sudden, directly takes the baby from the mother and smashes as hard as he can to the wall.
The mother crying and yelling, "What did you do? You killed my Baby!! Why did you kill my Baby?"
The doctor just laughs and says, "April, April, it was already dead."
Hahaha