Why jokes
I was digging in my backyard and I found gold, and I went to run and tell my mom, but I realized why I was digging in the backyard.
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.
Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.
Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: Good night!
Prince: Why?
Gwen: Because...now good night!
Prince: We can work some things out?
Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
To be continued
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the douchebag's house.
Knock knock.
(It's the octopus.)
Why does a woodpecker have a beak?
So as to not smash his head against the tree.
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
Why do dolphins live in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?
Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.
Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.