Why jokes
I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution, but when I got there, they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you, Penaldo!
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.
Memes
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?
Why are french fries rude?
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."
Why can Elsa hold a balloon? She will "Let It Go"!
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
Why is a ghost so predictable?
Because you can see right through it.
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
Why is it so hard to make friends in Antarctica?
Because you cannot break the ice.
Why did the cop show up early to the protest? To beat the crowd.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.