Why jokes
I am only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know why.
Why did Sally stay in school?
Because she has no arms, she can’t open the door, and the teacher left!
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?
Because it was Luke warm.
A kid has an older brother that’s a very popular lifeguard. He sees all of the people that talk to his brother, but he’s fairly ignored. So one day he asks his brother why everyone likes him so much. His older brother says, “Well, all you gotta do is stick a potato in your pocket.” So the next day the boy goes back to the pool and he has a potato in his pocket, but everyone is avoiding him even more now. At the end of the day he goes up to his brother and asks why it didn’t work, and his brother says, “Dumbass, you were supposed to put it in the front!”
I found a chest of gold in my garden the other day. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.
Then I remembered why I was digging in my garden.
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!
Why did the priest invent baptism?
To wash their sex toys.
Satan: "Why are you in hell?"
Me: "I threw itching powder on somebody with no arms."
Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
A. Because he got hit by a truck.
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why did the sperm cross the road? ———— because I put on the wrong sock today.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call dad. 🤣
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
Why can’t the T-Rex clap his hands?
Because he is DEAD.
Why did an orphan have s**? To have someone to call daddy.
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?