Why jokes
Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
A. Because he got hit by a truck.
Why did an orphan have s**? To have someone to call daddy.
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call dad. 🤣
Why did the sperm cross the road? ———— because I put on the wrong sock today.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why did the priest invent baptism?
To wash their sex toys.
I found a chest of gold in my garden the other day. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.
Then I remembered why I was digging in my garden.