Why jokes
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
A man found a chest full of gold, so he went to go tell his wife, only to remember why he was digging.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.
Why don't you fart in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have any Windows.
Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had "no-body" to go with.
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Why did the pencil want to kill himself?
He had no point in life.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.