Why jokes
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
Memes
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.