Why jokes
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?
She was fed up with the hole business.
Memes
Me: Cobain!
Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.
Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?
Why are french fries rude?
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Why is the graveyard so noisy?
Because of all the coffin : )
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.