Why jokes
Why are french fries rude?
Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps?
All his comebacks take three days..
Why is it so hard to make friends in Antarctica?
Because you cannot break the ice.
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Memes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So he can call someone Daddy.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.