Why was the asian late to class?
His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook.
Late Rice Cooker Incident
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. You're so dumb that you probably think instant rice is ready in one minute. This joke uses the stereotype that all asians eat rice and are punctual. But get this: the asian dude was late because his *instant* rice took twice as long to cook. Get it? Time.