Why jokes
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?
Because they aren't family!
Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?
Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!
Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?
Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.
I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.
Why?
The ducks keep trying to eat him.
Why would they do that?
Because he’s pure-bread.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?
Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.