Why jokes
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings. Didn’t Jesus have four?
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a fight, and 2021.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco?
Because every little bit helps!
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.