Why jokes

Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?

Because he was too loud with his FLOW.

Why don't rappers ever play baseball?

Because they're too busy dropping hits!

Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?

Because he never missed a beat!

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.

Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?

So the haters could SUCK on him!

Why was the math book sad at the rapper?

Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because they could always count on their beats!

Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?

To see his FUTURE in the STARS.

Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?

To WASH AWAY the haters!

Why did the rapper become a banker?

Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!

A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."

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