Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
Why Jokes
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
