Why jokes
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"
Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?
To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."
"But why?" I replied.
"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.
"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
Why did Catholic women stop going to church?
Because it takes Jesus three days to rise.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?
Why do I support slavery?
Because I’m white.
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
Why does Batman’s mask only cover half of his face?
So the police can see that he’s white.
A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"
God replies, "So she would love you..."
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.