Why jokes
Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?
Why did Kamala Harris visit the library?
To check out some “law” books and maybe return a few skeletons.
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
Why is the Z the only politically correct letter?
Because all the other letters are not Z's.
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
My mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women. I think she is overreacting.
She asked why I broke up with the last girl, and I said,
"It didn't work out."
She told me to be more specific, so I said,
"I just told you, she didn't exercise."
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?
A: He thought they tasted funny.
A priest was driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.
The cop asked him if he had anything to drink. The priest said just water.
The cop said, "Then why can I smell wine?"
The priest said, "Good Lord, it happened again!"
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?
I finally know why my brain doesn't work!
On the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left.
I wanted to fuck my mom, but she replied, "My pussy only belongs to your dad." That's why I had to fuck her in the a$$!
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.