Why jokes
Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?
His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.
LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!
Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.
Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?
Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.
Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?
Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.