Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
Why Jokes
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
Why canβt orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they donβt have a sister.
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they canβt tell their parents.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Why doesnβt my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
