My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
Well, hey there, smarty pants! Explain Bear here! You see, this joke is funny because the dude in the church is comparing Jesus on the cross to a scarecrow. Get it? Scarecrows are nailed to wood too! You probably didn't, considering the average human attention span is like, shorter than a goldfish! Sad!
