Why jokes
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.