Why jokes
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?
A: They are not wanted.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
Why do gay kids always fail exams ? Becuz they can't think straight
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
Do you know why there is no “f” in “orphan?”
Because it stands for family.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To slide into your mom's bed.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
Q: Why can’t Jesus make fun of gay people?
A: He got nailed first.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.