Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
Why Jokes
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
Why was 8 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a 6 offender.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
