Why jokes
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?
Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
Because it’s pointless!
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
Why was 6 afraid of 9?
Because 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Happy New Year!
Banker: I have the right to take your money!
Me: Check my name.
Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: *realizes*
Me: 😈🖐️ Gimme, gimme.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.