Foster jokes
Like this if you are in foster care.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
You want to know how to spot a foster kid?
Them carrying their whole life in a Hefty trash bag.
How to get quick cash:
Step 1: Kill a child's parents.
Step 2: Do foster care for them.
Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care.
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home.
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂