Like this if you are in foster care.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids needs to be shot
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
Everyone punch orphans what are they gonna do tell their parents?
Why do orphans love foster homes Because they actually have a home
Orphan
what is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan
if your adopted your actually wanted
Person 1 " I love KFC" Person 2 "yeah, me too!" Person 1 " How many have you gotten?" Person 2 " How am I supposed too remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?" Person 1 " Chicken? What chicken, what do you think KFC stands for?" Person 2 "? Kentucky Fried Chicken?" Person 1 " What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children." Person 2 " BLOODY WHATT??"
If you ever get mad just punch an orphan what are they supposed to do tell there parents
Why did I by the orphan a iPhone 12 because he couldn’t get home
Why did the fbi get a foster family for an orphan So he could be in a lovely family before death
How many foster parents does each Orphan have 1 half
