Foster Jokes

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in Orphan

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.

Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.

I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.

What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.

Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.

What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.

Next: Inappropriate Jokes

What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms

What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin

Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.

Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.

in Orphan

What is an orphans favorite beer?


yo mama, oh wait...
in Orphan

How to get quick cash: Step 1: Kill a child's parents Step 2: Do foster care for them Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care

Former Foster Child

What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?

A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it

in Orphan

What is an orphan’s favorite beer?


queer angry and ready to fight god
in Dark Humor

one time the quite kid hacked the speakers in a school next thing you know it pumped up kicks by Foster The People starts playing

Not your dad
in Orphan

whats an orphans most hated show

The Fosters

Anonymous 69
in Orphan

we should bully foster parents more for raising parent less nobody's


like this if you are in foster care

Pp suck
in Orphan

Why do orphans love foster homes Because they actually have a home

in Orphan

How many foster parents does each Orphan have 1 half

in Orphan

Why can't orphans say mommy:me because the fosters said no

in Orphan

Why did the fbi get a foster family for an orphan So he could be in a lovely family before death

in Orphan

Where do all orphan chickens end up. Foster farms

in Orphan

Who is an orphans favorite soccer player. Been fostered

in Orphan

Where did a chicken orphan go?

A foster home