Foster jokes
Like this if you are in foster care.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
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What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
How to get quick cash:
Step 1: Kill a child's parents.
Step 2: Do foster care for them.
Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care.
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.