Wheres jokes
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
Memes
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Where's freshfry when I need him? :(
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
Where's your mom at?
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
My wife said to me, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"
I said, "Where the fuck did that come from?!"
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]