Wheres jokes
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
A project where people get lined up to be changed.