what did jeff dahmer say to the gays? get over here and let me give you so much anial to where you die DADDY! UWU!
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why does a golfer where two pares of pants
in case he gets a hole in one
A woman once didn't return home for the night and the next morning when she arrived home her husband started questioning her about where has she been. She lied saying she slept at one of her friends. The man proceeded to call all her friends all of which denied her sleeping at them the previous night.
Meanwhile, somewhere else, a man didn't return home to his wife for the night either. The following morning his wife started questioning him and he lied saying he slept at a friend. She proceeded to call all his friends. All of them said that he indeed slept at them the previous night and one of them even insisted that he's still there, but he's using the bathroom and he can't talk right now!
My daughter came home from school later then usual I was panicking then at 5:30pm she arrived not walking but in a bus đ I asked where the hell did this bus come from! She said the garage in the alleyway mama I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons you like her she is called belle bus. My face was just:đ how did u get the bus here she replyâs with a whisper I drove her through five gardens a house and two police cars! đ so that explains why you have handcuffs on âyeah!â
So I'm the Cable Guy around the neighborhood and I do everybody's table so I walked into this one house and I noticed a little kid and the mom was upstairs I was asking where her mom was and she wasn't answering and it looked like something was wrong so I asked if anything was wrong she didn't answer so I kind of raise my voice at her but she still didn't answer and then I realized the hearing aid in her ear
Yo mama so stupid
When she was in mandarin class, she asked "Where are the mandarins? Im hungry"
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Where does bad light end up at? In Prism.
My sister asked where is my book ....me..: itti badi nak hai gufa jaisi dhund us mei
I was watching a tv show where a guy was hanging off a cliff then the series ended...guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliff hanger
Where did the mouse go? To the mouse-um!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is!
Q: where does a one legged waitress work A: IHOP
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know, maybe he went BARKING around.
where do you find the best comedians? in the funny farm!
Orphan lady: ok kids, someone donated groceries Orphans: YAY! 5 minutes late.. Orphans: Wait..wheres the.. Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter* Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
why cant the orphan eat doritos They where all family sized
Why donât orphans play baseball? Cause they donât know where home is!
where was your mom last night in the man club
