Wheres jokes
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
hehehe
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
A project where people get lined up to be changed.
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Mom: “Guess where I’m taking you, son!”
Son: “To the playground?”
Mom: “No, to the morgue.”
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Where's freshfry when I need him? :(
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.