Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Wheres Jokes
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Where's your mom at?
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
Where's freshfry when I need him? :(
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!
Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
