Wheres jokes
When the police caught him stealing batteries, he was immediately charged.
The cops are accusing him of resisting. He's now languishing in a cell, where he is currently awaiting an appearance in Circuit Court.
"Where did you learn to do bookkeeping?"
"Yale."
"And what was your name again?"
"Yackson."
They didn't know where to put the orphan. He was returned from the hospital he was born from; the parents gained one cent, while the orphan gained potatoes as friends.
A house has a crack. A guy covers it with Plaster of Paris.\n\nHouse: "Where the heck am I supposed to do my shit now?"
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
My wife and I watched the movie Indecent Proposal last night. Afterwards, I asked her if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for $1,000,000. She said, "Sure, but where am I gonna get that kind of money?"
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
Where's your off button?
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏