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Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.

A house has a crack. A guy covers it with Plaster of Paris.\n\nHouse: "Where the heck am I supposed to do my shit now?"

How names were named.

"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."

"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"

Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.

Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?

Microsoft.

Where do dogs go when their tails fall off?

To the retail store.

Where does Santa send his children to study?

The Elf-phabets.

Where's your off button?

Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?

There, there, over there, and over here too.

CIA: Where's your head at?

JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?

My enemy: Uh, no, why?

Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.

Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!

Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.

Teacher: Why not?

Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.

RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?

My wife said to me, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"

I said, "Where the fuck did that come from?!"

I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.

Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"

Where can you donate an aborted fetus?

Your local pizzeria.

Why can’t the orphan play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.

Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣