Wheres jokes
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
Dad: Son, I came back.
Son: Where is the milk?
Dad: Time for another 10 years.
Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
"Prince, where are you?"
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
Alya and freshfry wondering where the hell Alex is!
Where is this pic of me in my bra?
Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"