Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.
Where did Noah keep his bees? -- In the ark hives.
Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"
His mother replies, "The stork brings them."
Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
Where did the sheep get a haircut?
At the baa-baa shop.
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.
