When jokes

Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?

What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?

"Walrus the remote!"

Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(

What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?

THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.

What do ants use when they're stinky?

Deodorant.

You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.

What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?

“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”

What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?

Cooking the vegetables.

When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.

What's the difference between a bay and an onion?

I cry when I cut into an onion.

What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?

Meow.

Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."

Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.

When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?

Just barely hugging you! Lol.

"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."

You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.

When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?

SHUT UP!!!

A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?

Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!

I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.

Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.

This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."