When jokes
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What time is it when a rooster sits on a fence? Morning.
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.
What time is it when a lawyer sits on the fence? Time for an elephant to sit on the fence.
When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').
I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk. Then I took him out for a walk. Then, when I put him back in the tank, he stopped moving.
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
What did the girl say when she ran through the door?
Ouch.
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."