When jokes
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
When the moon hits the earth,
IT Moon-chan kissing Earth-chan.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
Memes
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged!
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
The duck bought lipstick. When he paid, he said, "Put it on my bill."
Why do you go to the bank?
To get money.
When do you run from the bank?
When the cops come.
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop an onion.
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.
What time is it when you say, "Wake up?"
It is morning.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.
When you end up pregnant...
Mom told me if a boy touched my breast I should say "DON'T," and if he touched me down there I should say "STOP." But Dad, he touched me both places at once so I said, "DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP!" 😂
Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school.
The teacher asked why he had one. He said, "I need it to beat up the principal!"
When the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well, let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.
How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?