When jokes
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.
When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?
Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.
Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.
What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?
Bored games.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?
On Black Friday!!!
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.