When jokes

Yo mama

Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.

Rape

How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.

Smile

My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3

Memes

Shooter

When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.

Titanic

When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.

When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!

Mom

Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.

Duck

The duck bought lipstick. When he paid, he said, "Put it on my bill."

Bank

Why do you go to the bank?

To get money.

When do you run from the bank?

When the cops come.

Sister

My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol

Onion

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

Dog

I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.

House

How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.

Dad

When you end up pregnant...

Mom told me if a boy touched my breast I should say "DON'T," and if he touched me down there I should say "STOP." But Dad, he touched me both places at once so I said, "DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP!" 😂

Principal

Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school.

The teacher asked why he had one. He said, "I need it to beat up the principal!"

When the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well, let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.

Water

How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?

None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?