When jokes
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
Shorse
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
What's the difference between a bay and an onion?
I cry when I cut into an onion.
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."
Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.
Yo mama so old, she was there when Moses was born.