When jokes
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when I got out I noticed he was left for bread. I felt so guilty, he was toast. I'm not loafing this.
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
What happens when you suck?
You succ.
When you put the highest setting in the vibrator
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.
KA-DOOM-CHA!
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.
When your sister asks you to entertain her, you don't!
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
Me: September is here!
[Labor Day comes]
Also me (ft. Green Day): “Wake me up when September ends!”
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!