When jokes

When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.

What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?

He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"

A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.

It was because he didn't speak French.

What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"

He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"

I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when I got out I noticed he was left for bread. I felt so guilty, he was toast. I'm not loafing this.

The only hood I like is pointy and white.

That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.

I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti.

You should have seen her face when I drove pasta! 😂

What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?

Dam!

When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)

Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol

Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.

When your sister asks you to entertain her, you don't!

When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.

What happens when you suck?

You succ.

I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...

What time is it when you stand on a pile of money in the bank?

High interest!

What time is it when you get home and you can't walk home?

When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.

When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!