When jokes
When your sister asks you to entertain her, you don't!
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
Yo mama so hairy, when the baby came out, the baby died because of carpet burning!
When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?
He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?
Because krypton is "stable."
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when I got out I noticed he was left for bread. I felt so guilty, he was toast. I'm not loafing this.