Ugly and Broke

  • My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup! So, the wife thinks her man is ugly. But get this: when she realizes he's rolling in dough, she still calls him ugly AND broke! Classic case of a woman not knowing what she wants. It's funny because she is contradicting herself, which shows us that she is dumb! Like you!

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