When jokes
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
Mommy, why is my name Brick???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.
Mommy, why is my name Rose???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.
Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
I Was Wrong!!!
What time is it when you get home?
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
When I get hungry 😋
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.