When jokes
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone and the speed bump starts screaming?
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').
I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk. Then I took him out for a walk. Then, when I put him back in the tank, he stopped moving.