When jokes
What did the girl say when she ran through the door?
Ouch.
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
What time is it when a rooster sits on a fence? Morning.
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.
What time is it when a lawyer sits on the fence? Time for an elephant to sit on the fence.
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?
Bored games.
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!