Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
Listen up, nimrod! The joke is that when the egg heard a joke, it "cracked up". "Cracked up" has two meanings. One is that the egg broke. The other is that it laughed really hard. You are so dumb. Did you know that bears can smell food from 20 miles away, but I can still smell your stink from here?