When jokes

I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.

Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.

This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."

When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox

-smashes keyboard-

You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').

Yo mama so old, she was there when Moses was born.

What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?

"9 Juan Juan, who this?"

Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?

Because they don't have titties.

What do you do when you made a misteak?

You do some yoga 🧘‍♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."

What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?

Looks like I've only got myself to blame...

What did the girl say when she ran through the door?

Ouch.

I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."

Why was one afraid of every number in the world?

Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.

What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?

Time to get a new fence!

When I get hungry 😋

What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.

What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.

My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.

Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.

How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.

I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.