When jokes
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
when your grampa hears your music
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
When the card declines on child insurance.
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
When the nlgga is farting!!!
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.