When jokes
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
Memes
Shorse
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
When I get hungry 😋
Mommy, why is my name Brick???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.
Mommy, why is my name Rose???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.
Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."
I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.