When jokes
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.
When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.
Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?
Bored games.
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone and the speed bump starts screaming?
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.