When jokes
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
What’s the difference between Jane Doe and a train tunnel?
A train tunnel doesn’t get any wider when you rail it.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.
He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
Where do dogs go when their tails fall off?
To the retail store.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?