When jokes
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
One day I visited my friend in a hospital.
I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"
Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"
What did Stephen Hawking's mum say to him when he asked for £10?
"You can take a run and jump!"
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere...
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.