When jokes
When is a cold not a cold?
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
I told my wife I needed a blood transfusion when I could not remember. She said, "Be positive too."
Bad, I am now a ghost writing this.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
"When I heard that not arguing or fighting in a relationship represents a lack of interest, that's when my girlfriend started missing her makeup box."
Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
A: Bison.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
I was in bio when my teacher asked what would happen if all predators were gone in an ecosystem.
The kid in the back raised his hand and said, "So what IS gonna happen to you?"
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD