Calculus

Calculus Jokes

Mathematician

An infinite amount of mathematicians walked into a bar. The first ordered a pint, the second ordered a half pint, the third ordered a fourth-pint, etc. The Bartender eventually walked up and gave them two pints and said: "You mathematicians don't know your limits."

Math

Maths...

....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.

Baby

My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now

Beer

Why do they never serve beer at a math party?

Because you can't drink and derive.

Math

Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Grade

Asian Grading scale: A- Average.

B- Half Average.

C- Stupid idiot!

D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!

F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!

Cunt

Two cunts were walking down the street.

One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."