Calculus jokes
Why is calculus called calc? Because you need a calculator. Lol.
Two cunts were walking down the street.
One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
An infinite amount of mathematicians walked into a bar. The first ordered a pint, the second ordered a half pint, the third ordered a fourth-pint, etc. The Bartender eventually walked up and gave them two pints and said: "You mathematicians don't know your limits."
How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?
Calculator!
Q. What's long, hard, and scary when you first see it?
A. Calculus homework.
Hi boyyyy!
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can't drink and derive.
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.