Calculus jokes
Q. What's long, hard, and scary when you first see it?
A. Calculus homework.
An infinite amount of mathematicians walked into a bar. The first ordered a pint, the second ordered a half pint, the third ordered a fourth-pint, etc. The Bartender eventually walked up and gave them two pints and said: "You mathematicians don't know your limits."
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?
Calculator!
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can't drink and derive.
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
Two cunts were walking down the street.
One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."
Hi boyyyy!
Why is calculus called calc? Because you need a calculator. Lol.
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
Sex is like math.
You add a bed.
Subtract the clothes.
Divide the legs.
And pray you don’t multiply.
Here’s a trick I learned to do on the calculator.
Sally had 69 boobs (69) which was too too too many (69222), so she went to the doctor on 51st street (6922251), and he said to take a certain pill 8 times a day (6922251 times 8), which left her (flip your calculator over)
Boobless.