Aspiring Actor's Dark Secret

This joke plays on the dark humor of someone being told they can't be an actor. The punchline implies that they were not acting, but actually causing people to disappear, turning the idea of 'playing a role' into a morbid scenario.

• Actor
• Day
• Morbidity
• People
• Disappearance
• Miss

• Why did the orphan commit mass murder? To be on top of the wanted list.
• I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs. Nobody still wanted them.
• You wanna hear a suicide joke? Nvm, it didn't make it.
• Did you hear about the person who died? I would tell you about him, but he died.