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A Twisted Batman Wish

    • Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"

    Genie: "Wish granted!"

    When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.

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    • Explanation

    • The joke plays on the origin story of Batman, whose parents were killed when he was a child making him an orphan. The genie grants the kid's wish in a literal, twisted, and dark way by killing the kid's parents, making the kid like Batman (an orphan). It's unexpected and disturbing.

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    • Comments (25)

    • How dare you make fun of batman you little whore

    you should know that I attempted to call you what you are a W H O R E

    These people mad because they looked up orphan jokes

    That’s sad though😔

    You are mad and you looked these up you don't expect the jokes to be good do you

    ok ok now I was called a whore for no reason I am fucking 13 like damn what is peoples problem

    Yoo what a funny joke that was funnyyyyyyyyyy

    asked and answered...

    omg so cruel to the kid and batmna

    Batman is orphan i love it

    That's literally no orphan joke dude

    what is happening in the joke i really dont get it

    Guess he’s now only got 363 days in his calendar considering there’s no more Mother’s Day or Father’s Day

    same sad but funny

    Hahaha hahahahahahahahhahahahaha

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