When jokes
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
Memes
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.