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Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?
"Wow, Harry!"
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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When I died, my friend said he'd cover me.
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.