When jokes

I hate "the woke" so much, I got mad when my mom said I "woke" up late for school.

When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!

Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.

Get the whip, you're out!

"There is no way you can fit in there."

"Says who?"

"Your mom."

"When?"

"Last night."

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"

Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”

Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.

I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.

You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!

What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?

"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."

Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.

Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!

Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.

When people ask my age, this is what I do.

“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”

Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"

What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

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