When jokes
When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"
What's red, six inches long, and made my girlfriend cry when I fed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
Your forehead is too big. I can see my future when it shines.
A girl was going through some really bad health issues at her house. It got so bad that she had to be rushed to the hospital.
Her husband found out about this after work and went to check on her. When he got there, the desk lady immediately pointed down the hall to a doctor. The guy walked up to the doctor, "Are you the one taking care of my wife?" The doctor glanced away from his papers, "Yes, that would be me, but I am afraid that she is in very bad condition. I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that she will have to be wheeled around in a wheelchair. Also, she can't eat normally. Taking care of her will become very hard. Basically, it will be like taking care of a big baby." Shocked, the guy says, "Wait, if that's the bad news, than what is the good news?" The doctor goes, "I'm just kidding with you, she died!"
Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.
What did the angel say when it went to heaven? Well, halo there!
When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.
What is it called when a cow sings? A lawsuit.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.
I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night.
When was the first Black Friday?
1619.
When I was younger, I went to an Indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly." So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
My mom tells me when I get into an argument with her that she brought me into this world and she can take me out. Sometimes I wanna tell her that I can do that for her.
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.