When jokes
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
Memes
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"
Me: "Oh hell nah"
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere...
Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.
When the teacher says she'll call your parents but you're an orphan.
Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?
"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."