When jokes
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
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What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?
A wet pebble.
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
Time is like a machine, it slows down when beaten.
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!