When jokes

I braced myself when I got in the car, but then I realized my wife wasn't driving.

What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?

"Nunya business!"

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.

Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.

When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.

The doctor said, "You're all right now."

Why do orphans like cows?

Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.

When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.

When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.

What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??

Milkshake.

What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.

When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

What's black and white and red all over?

The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.

What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?

"Aye-jack-you-late!"

For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.

Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.

When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.

You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.