When jokes
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control? A trip without kids.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Hey Siri, whatâs in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, youâre so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! Youâre so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! Youâre so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.
Memes
when ur bored in class so u post this and people start comenting the best shit
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Time is like a machine, it slows down when beaten.
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.
When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, letâs go bury it."
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
Q: Whatâs the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A: One doesnât scream when you try to chop it up.
What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?
A wet pebble.