When jokes
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
Memes
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
Repeat after me: shut up; shut up; I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.