When jokes
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
Oof.
What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?
That hit the spot!
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
What did Michael say to the boy in his room at sleepovers?
"You are not alone."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't toot when you put meat in it.
Yo mama is so fat.
When the 🌞 retired, she was eligible to take its place.
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
A: Bison.
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
What do you call it when a tranny commits suicide?
A good start.
When I tell people my girlfriend's packin', they always think she's really good with a gun.
She's actually transgender and on the waiting list for surgery.
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?