When jokes
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
Memes
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
I braced myself when I got in the car, but then I realized my wife wasn't driving.
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
What the when what yeah what yeah then uh huh?