When jokes
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
When can an elephant use an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.
Why does this always happen to me...
When is a door not a door?
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.
Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"