When jokes
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
I started crying when Dad was chopping onions.
Onions was a good dog.
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
When you when, the when at, when with you know, the you, you, that you ever, when... you dont know whats going on.
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.