When jokes

The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹

There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.

When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.

The doctor said, "You're all right now."

When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.

What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.

Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.

What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?

"That rotten asshole split on me again!"

Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.

He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.

What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."

Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?

A: When it's intersected by a plane!

You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.

I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?

When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?

When it fails to turn up.

Repeat after me: shut up; shut up; I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.

Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.

What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?

Goddammit, Jamal!

Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"

When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.