When jokes

Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.

Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.

Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?

Me: Look at the stars in the sky.

Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?

Me: No, it’s a waste of time.

Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.

Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.

When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!

Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?

My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.

Knock knock!!

Who's there??

Dishwasher!!

Dishwasher who??

Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!

Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.

What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk?

Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.

What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?

What first went through Sally’s head when the Nazis came?

A bullet.

People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!

1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.

When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.

The cashier kicked me out because when he asked for 99 cents, I gave him 99 scents.

The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."

What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?

The home screen.

The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.

You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.

What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?

The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.

Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.