When jokes
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.