When jokes

Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.

When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.

When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.

Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.

When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!

Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?

My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.

When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:

Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?

What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?

Bugs Bunny!

Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.

She got mad and ate the bus!

One day when I was driving around our children's school with my wife, she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did, we heard a loud, long scream.

That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.

What happens when a cow masturbates?

Beef jerky.

What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?

Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝

"Why is my name Rose?"

"A rose fell on your head when you were born."

"Why is my name Daisy?"

"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."

"Bedrock is better than Java!"

"Oh, hi Brick!"

Your classmate: You're so ugly.

Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.

So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"

Why can't he say that?

Answer: He works at an orphanage.

Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"

What did the beach say when the tide came in?

"Long time no sea."

What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.

When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.

What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home?

🏡 night time and I can drive to the car tomorrow night.