Me and my mom order Chinese food. So when it came, my mom grabbed the egg roll and started to suck it down. Then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom says, "I love you for 5 dollar."
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Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this person and their mom get Chinese food, right? The mom starts chowing down on an egg roll in a real weird way. When asked about it, she says, "I love you for five dollars." Get it? She's acting like a prostitute, but instead of money, she wants affection. It's funny because, well, you probably still don't get it, do you?