When jokes
What did mum say when grandpa called?
Boomerang.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
Q: What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? A: Magic!
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."
What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?
"Would you stop bugging me!"
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
When you fail art school.
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
You know you're fucked when the speed bump screams.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.