When jokes
What do you call it when a tranny commits suicide?
A good start.
I was in bio when my teacher asked what would happen if all predators were gone in an ecosystem.
The kid in the back raised his hand and said, "So what IS gonna happen to you?"
Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:
Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
"When I heard that not arguing or fighting in a relationship represents a lack of interest, that's when my girlfriend started missing her makeup box."
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Leo is like a cloud... when she disappears, it's a beautiful day.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"