When jokes

When you fail art school.

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!

I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.

You know you're fucked when the speed bump screams.

What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.

Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.

Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"

That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.

It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.

The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.

Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.

I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.

What is it called when orphans take a selfie?

A family photo.

How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?

Butter.

What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.

It's not like they can tell their parents.

Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.

When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.

Where do orphans go when sad?

Not their parents.