When jokes

Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.

Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"

James replied, "He's as old as me."

Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."

James then said, "He became my father when I was born."

I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!

I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.

Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.

What do you get when you cut an onion?

Onion jizz.

What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.

Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

A: Bison.

Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"

I suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping.

Warning! Cringe Alert!

What happens when you leave your phone at jail?

It becomes a cell phone.

When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,

You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"

Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.

I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.

A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.

When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?

When a plane hits it.

The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.

What’s it called when an orphan takes a photo?

A family picture.

My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.

Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.