When jokes
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
What's the opposite of an exorcism?
When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Memes
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Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.