When jokes
Women are like tornadoes.
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
When Stephen Hawking died, did they take him to the hospital or PC World?
Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light up when she touched him.
What does a cat say when it's angry?
- Stop stressing meowt!
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,
I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.
A guy goes to the store to buy thyme.
When he got back to put the thyme away he realized he still had thyme left. This was all for nothing, it was just a big waste of your thyme.
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"
I was taking a walk near the prison when I saw a good looking guy climbing down the fence, and when he noticed me, he gave me a sneer! It was pretty condescending.
Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
When the Among Us has drip ඞ!
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s downstairs.
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.