When jokes
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.
Memes
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.
My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.