When jokes
When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug.
His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!
When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar.
What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop onions.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk home from school today?
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age, but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
She’s so therapeutic.
When I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess!
What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?
Time to get outside!