When jokes

What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?

A LightBulbasaur.

Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?

That depressed kid in class: Dead.

When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.

Please don't get mad, it's a joke.

What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.

What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?

"That's nacho cheese!"

You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.

What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?

The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.

The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.

Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.

Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.

Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.

But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."

So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.

Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?

They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.

If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!

What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.

After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.

“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.

The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”

I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.

Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"

When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."

Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.