When jokes
When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...
... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.