When jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?
Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
A 6-year-old girl decides to get baptized. She walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately, the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her in the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl drowned and died...
Later on, when the pastor was better and thrown in jail, all he had to say to the mortified family was, “Well, at least she’s in heaven!”
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
When you found out Queen Elizabeth ii on fortnite ._.
You’ll need a bib when you’re done eating my ribs.
Yo mama so old, she was there when Moses was born.
The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick.
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*
Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*
A question: When is (my name) happy?
Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*
Answer: Never, only a portion.
Friend: Do you need help?
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
When you're 34, it'll be 420 months before you turn 69 years old.
What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun goes off in its mouth.
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
Q. Who do you call when a baby with anencephaly is born? A. The funeral home.
Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.