When jokes

I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.

Oh wait, I'm thinking of...

Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?

Because he did not have one.

My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.

What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.

What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family photo.

Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.

When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.

“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.

When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"

Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.

When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.

I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.

Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"

Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?

Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?

Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.

Me: Hi Jacob!

Jacob: Hi.

Me: Your parents went to jail for littering when you were born!

Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH

Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.

When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.

When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;