When jokes
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! š¤£
Memes
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What did the creep do when the woman said, āMake yourself at home?ā
He hid in her attic.
Whatās the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches donāt serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?