When jokes

Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.

Jesus was drinking when he made you.

When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”

P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.

What does ATM stand for?

Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.

😂🤣

My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.

I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.

Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?

Bubbles:...

Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.

Alabama: 😈

I wonder if any of these people are still alive.

Anyways,

When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.

When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.

I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.

Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"

Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?

Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?

Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?

A: Stop littering!

Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.

Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.

Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.

What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.

I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.

Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.