When jokes

When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;

What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?

A bolder choice.

What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!

Is it all right when there is nothing left?

One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!

What did Santa say when he got to the club? Ho, ho, ho!

I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.

What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?

He became a navigator.

What does a clock do when he's still hungry?

He goes back "four" seconds!

🎨🧑🏻‍🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠. I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠. Was your birthday 🎁? I did.

Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!

Edna: Hey there big boy!

Big boy: You need to stop doing this.

What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What does a French guy say when he falls off?

Oh no, Eiffel!

Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.

What do babies and explosives have in common?

They both make a noise when you throw them.

Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.

Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?

A: Stop littering!