When jokes
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins.
I was about to run and tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden...
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
I got my husband a fridge for his birthday. His face lit up when he opened it.
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.