When jokes

What happens to Emos when they go up?

They never come down.

Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔

When you're sad, hit an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What do you call a turkey when it is scared?

A chicken.

What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.

Your mama is so fat when Santa went down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, ho, holy shit, you're fatter than me, bitch!"

Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!

Edna: Hey there big boy!

Big boy: You need to stop doing this.

What do you say when a person trips?

You say, "Why you trippin'?"

When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”

I hit something when I pulled into my driveway.

And then I noticed that my cat was missing.

I love it when your parents come round for Christmas. I just wish we couldn't hear them through the ceiling.

Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"

Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.

Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

What do old people have when they are sick.

A going away party.

When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦

When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.

So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.

When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.

When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.

🎨🧑🏻‍🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠. I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠. Was your birthday 🎁? I did.